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Example Roast
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PASQUDA AUDITSite
example.com
Score
73/100
Grade
D
“This website looks like it was designed by someone Googling 'how to design' while building it.”
Your hero image is so pixelated, I thought my glasses were dirty.
That color combination hasn't been acceptable since GeoCities closed.
Your CTA button says 'Learn More' but the real lesson is in web design.
“At least your site loads fast — probably because there's nothing worth loading.”
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